If you're like me, then I've devised something you might like . . . Or, I should say, I've devised someONE. Feda Chiinial Fredo. I just made her up.
So, anyone reading this journal, if you should ever need to pull a name out of your ass to support some dubiously eccentric philosophical, political, or emotional statement, be sure to pull out Feda. If enough people see this journal, and use Feda, then a subtle web of credibility shall be established as people who are refered to Feda's works might vaguely remember having heard her name somewhere else.
And so, Feda Chiinial Fredo, I send thee out into the world . . .