Anyone else going to this thing? Wanna meet up and have a hasty physical relationship to stock ourselves with shameful memories? Let me know.
Also, if anyone who's not going has dreamily looked at something on the schedule and bitterly cursed their inability to attend, let me know what that something is and maybe I'll check it out for you and tell you how much it ruled and how much your travel impairments make you a small and pathetic fish in this world. Because that's the kind of guy I am.