Some people are so fucking stupid, they do shit like putting their fists into their mouths and letting their friends dress them in different outfits. How fucking dumb, man!
How about you? Are you a brainless fucking idiot? Well, are ya? Are you fucking high right now? You spineless little shit!
Why can't you be Above the Influence! Right now, there's a league of strong, clean, magnificent boys and girls. Their hair is shiny and blows freely and gracefully in the winds of the strong Utopia. For they are strong men, and strong women.
Do you wash your genitals in marijuana soap? Now, I know that ain't how your mommy and daddy showed you to wash.
At Above the Influence, our mission is not to pressure you, merely to teach you how to be clean and strong, like a Super person.