1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Not that I'm aware of. So, yes.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
No. I disappoint people with my apparently mild reaction to exciting things. It's really just that I have trouble projecting my feelings. I mean, just because I'm startled, I've never seen the point in screaming.
3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
I've never been sledding.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
They both have their pros and cons.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
I neither believe nor disbelieve.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
I respect Angelina Jolie's private endeavours, but I have to chose Aniston by default as the only Jolie movies I've seen are Tomb Raider and Sky Captain.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex's?
I have no ex's.
10. Do you know how to play poker?
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
Many times, and sometimes longer.
12. What's your favorite commercial?
I don't know. I like a lot of Adult Swim's promos.
13. What are you allergic to?
My allergies like to keep me guessing.
14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
No, but I've never had a reason to.
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
Probably. I mean, the odds are I do, though I can't think of any.
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
I go through periods where I remember dreams.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Probably when Stephen Colbert first said, "Filliam H. Muffman."
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
21. What's the one thing on your mind now?
Pink candy clouds and giggling babies in a happy zone.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass barbie is?
Oh, sure. That was, uh, what they called the prostitutes in Caucasian U.S. internment camps located in New Jersey during the Vietnam war.
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
24. What cell service do you use?
Verizon. Which qualifies my answer to question 1.
25. Do you like Sushi?
Who doesn't? It's adorable.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yep, lots of times.
27. What do you wear to bed?
28. Been caught stealing?
I don't know.
29. What shoe size do you have?
I can't remember. 13 maybe.
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
33. Favorite Song?
I dunno. Maybe "It's a Long Way to Tipperary".
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
35. What food do you find disgusting?
Salad with orange slices.
36. Do you sing in the shower?
37. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
38. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
39. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Yes, but it was an accident, and the guy was really sorry, especially when he saw blood coming out of my mouth.