Quick Rules: Put down the first thing that pops into your head. Don't Delete and try again. Stick to your first answer!:
1. Cigarettes: Chew toy.
2. Sex: Spleen.
3. Relationships: Goggle.
4. Your Last Ex: Red.
5. Power rangers: Goblin.
6. Marijuana: Green.
7. Crack: Crackerjack.
8. Food: Lund.
9. This President: Manure.
10. War: Ron Perlman.
11. Cars: Faces.
12. Gas Prices: Sick dinosaurs.
13. Halloween: Candy corn.
14. Bon Jovi: Wanted (waaa-ned!). Dead or a-live.
15. Religion: Stone.
16. MySpace: Severed monkey tail.
17. Worst Fear: Stomach slime.
18. Marriage: Al Bundy.
19. Fashion: Turn to the left.
20. Brunettes: Caramel.
21. Redheads: Apple.
22: Work: Fluorescent.
23: Pass the time: Orange clock.
24. One night stands: HBO Original.
25. Cellphones: Plastic.
26: Pet Peeves: Green and furry.
27: Pixie Stixx: Tiny penises.
28: Vanilla Ice Cream: Black.
29: Porta Potties: Fat Albert.
30: High school: Stucco.
31: Pajamas: Doris Day.
32. Wood: Plank.
33. Surfers: Salt.
34. Pictures: Girls.
35. First True Love: Horrible.