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January 25th, 2005

About Mostly Inadvertent Offences

It's an angry world 11:19 am
I got this from the journal of robyn_ma;

1. Comment with any subject that you would like me to rant on, with possible swearing involved. any subject - I don't even have to agree with it.

2. Watch my journal for your rant.

3. Post this in your own journal, so that you may rant for others.

I gave Robyn the mildly perverted suggestion that she rant about "genitals." Those of you offended by such indecency are charged with giving me a vengeance subject (go ahead and try!).
Current Mood: naughtystill ill
Current Music: Hope Sandoval - "Charlotte"

What goes out. 12:30 pm
Okay, from robyn_ma there comes vaginal discharge (hey, she set herself up for that one).

My rant;

You know, one thing that seems to've escaped the notice of too many supposedly discerning individuals is the obnoxious arrogance so often flounced by the vagina. Now, this orifice is a celebrated one, and not without good reason. But no one should get away with thinking that whatever it spews is transformed into a more interesting matter merely by the process of the spewing. Honestly, this "discharge"--let's call it by its proper name--needs to be played off stage, already! I have it on good authority, in fact, that such discharges are in reality a side effect of a failed experimental Roman secret communications device, whose proper function could not be utilised before the empire fell.

So fuck you, vaginal discharge, you obsolete war mechanism!
Current Mood: impresseddignified
Current Music: Tom Waits - "Sins of My Father"
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