December 6th, 2005

Salt Precaution

You Knew What This Was

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In June, I exposed [info]greygirlbeast to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In February, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In January, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). When the stars were right, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I recruited [info]docbrite as a new cultist (30 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-605 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.

Your humble and obedient servant,

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