No I'm not, no I'm NOT, NO I'M NOT! Everyone, I'm not! Say I'm not, all of you! Pleeeeeaaaaaassee!? Love meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Come on. You're stupid! Well, you can all just go to hell. Love MEEEE, okay?! Tell everyone at seductiveshorts.com that you all love me and that it's because I'm really so big and undeniably cool. If you don't, you suck, and I'll spam all your journals with hundreds of begging comments and then I'll delete my journal and I'll never speak to you again and you'll be sorry and you'll cry day and night but I won't care because I'll be laughing in Italy or something and at the ballet.
Well, fuck you!