Layer 1
On the Outside
Name: Darth Setsuled, Purveyor of Caffeine Digestion Innovations
Birth Date: April 11, 1979
Current Status: Uncelebrated Intergalactic Caesar
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aries
Layer 2
On the Inside
Your Heritage: Meat braid
Your Fears: Vampires, spies, and giants
Your Weaknesses: Poison, sub-zero temperatures, and erratic automotorists
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms and black olives
Layer 3
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up: Oouuf
Your Bedtime: 6am
Your most missed memory: The safety deposit box with gold mermaid doubloons
Layer 4
Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King
Adidas or Nike: Dress shoes
Lipton tea or Nestea: Real tea
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Both
Layer 5
Do you
Smoke: No.
Curse: Yes.
Layer 6
In the Past Month
Gone to the mall: Yes
Been on stage: No
Eaten sushi: No
Dyed your hair: No
Layer 7
Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game: No
Changed who you were to fit in: No
Layer 8
Age you’re hoping to be married: Pi
Layer 9
In a Girl/Guy
Best eye color: In the visible spectrum.
Best hair color: Any
Short or long hair: Long
Layer 10
What Were You Doing
1 minute ago: Trying to write.
1 hour ago: Writing.
1 month ago: Watching anime.
1 year ago: In an incubation pod, having memories implanted.
Layer 11
Finish the sentence
I love: Dames
I feel: Sleepy
I hate: Inertia
I hide: Kidneys
I miss: Gene Siskel
I need: Energy
Layer 12
Tag 10 people: Theodore Roosevelt, Annie Oakley, Mata Hari, George Burns, Giorgio Armani, Catherine the Great, Lrrr, Gary Oldman, Princess Leia, B-ko Daitokuji