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Listens: The Colbert Report

Resorting to Meme

As I seem to be too dim right now for anything else, here's a meme:

Layer 1
On the Outside
Name:
Darth Setsuled, Purveyor of Caffeine Digestion Innovations
Birth Date: April 11, 1979
Current Status: Uncelebrated Intergalactic Caesar
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Righty or Lefty: Righty
Zodiac Sign: Aries

Layer 2
On the Inside
Your Heritage:
Meat braid
Your Fears: Vampires, spies, and giants
Your Weaknesses: Poison, sub-zero temperatures, and erratic automotorists
Your Perfect Pizza: Mushrooms and black olives

Layer 3
Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow
Your thoughts first waking up:
Oouuf
Your Bedtime: 6am
Your most missed memory: The safety deposit box with gold mermaid doubloons

Layer 4
Your Pick
Pepsi or Coke:
Coke
McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King
Adidas or Nike: Dress shoes
Lipton tea or Nestea: Real tea
Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or coffee: Both

Layer 5
Do you
Smoke:
No.
Curse: Yes.

Layer 6
In the Past Month
Gone to the mall:
Yes
Been on stage: No
Eaten sushi: No
Dyed your hair: No

Layer 7
Have You Ever?
Played a stripping game:
No
Changed who you were to fit in: No

Layer 8
Age you’re hoping to be married:
Pi

Layer 9
In a Girl/Guy
Best eye color:
In the visible spectrum.
Best hair color: Any
Short or long hair: Long

Layer 10
What Were You Doing
1 minute ago:
Trying to write.
1 hour ago: Writing.
1 month ago: Watching anime.
1 year ago: In an incubation pod, having memories implanted.

Layer 11
Finish the sentence
I love:
Dames
I feel: Sleepy
I hate: Inertia
I hide: Kidneys
I miss: Gene Siskel
I need: Energy

Layer 12
Tag 10 people:
Theodore Roosevelt, Annie Oakley, Mata Hari, George Burns, Giorgio Armani, Catherine the Great, Lrrr, Gary Oldman, Princess Leia, B-ko Daitokuji