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We Have Captured One of the Enemy!

Patrolling the wastes of Nurn with a group of Easterling footmen and twelve goblin archers, I spotting a strange, tall figure shuffling through the dust. A goblin scout reported her to be a female of the race of Men, partially dehydrated and at the edge of exhaustion. It wasn't until we were upon her that I realised it was the great greygirlbeast! To think that I should encounter her on my lousy home guard patrol--and in such a state! The bored goblins shall take her for entertainment this night, though I should have liked to have given her a fate more befitting someone of her station. She carried little more than a dagger and this meme;



[ Nicknames ] None.

[ Screen names] Setsuled

[ Birthday ] April 11, 1979.

[ Age ] Three.

[ Weight ] I'm not sure. Probably around 140 lbs.

[ Astrological sign? ] Aries.

[ Chinese zodiac sign? ] Sheep, I think.

[ Location ] Nurn, in the south of the Land of Mordor.

[ Marital Status ] Single

[ Eye color ] Brown.

[ Shoe size ] 13, I think.

[ Parents still together? ] Yes and no.

[ Siblings? ] A sister.

[ Nieces/Nephews? ] I don't know. I don't usually pay attention to that sort of thing. I live with two cats.

[ Kids of your own? ] No.

[ Grandkids? ] No.

[ Pets? ] As I said, I live with two cats.

[ Education? ] Yes.

[ Rent, lease, or own your home? ] N/A

[ Have any credit cards? ] One-ish.

[ What do you drive? ] A motor car!

Favourites
[ Colour ] Red.

[ Number ] Fourteen (You watching, Caitlin? Twice your number! Beat that!)

[ Animal ] Ducks, cats, and ravens.

[ Vehicle ] Runabout.

[ Flower ] Tiger Lily, Milk Thistle, Nightshade, and Primrose.

[ Shape ] Circle.

[ Drinks ] Coffee, Earl Grey tea, and green tea.

[ Soda ] None.

[ Book ] Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll.

[ Band ] Rasputina.

[ Song ] "Salt Peanuts"

[ Food ] Burrito.

Do you...
[ Colour your hair? ] No.

[ Twirl your hair? ] No.

[ Have tattoos? ] No.

[ Piercing? ] No.

[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] No.

[ Drink/Smoke? ] I drink a little. I was surprised by how quickly I went through a 750ml bottle of Wild Turkey.

[ Like roller coasters? ] They're okay. I like the ones with animatronics and lighting effects.

[ Wish you could live somewhere else] Yes.

[ Want more piercings? ] No.

[ Like cleaning? ] No.

[Write in cursive or print? ] Depends on the occasion.

[ Carry a donor card? ] No.

[ Swear a lot? ] Yes.

[ Own a web cam? ] No.

[ Know how to drive? ] Yes.

[ Diet? ] No.

[ Own a cell phone? ] Yes.

[ Ever get off the darn computer? ] Yes.

[ Habla Espanol? ] I usually know more Spanish than I think I do.

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] Yes.

[ DUI? ] No.

[ Been in a wreck? ] Sort of. I've been in an accident--I think one of the cars was totalled.

[ Been arrested? ] No.

[ Been in a fist fight? ] Sort of.

[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] No, but I've been kicked in the nuts. It hurt.

[ Stolen anything? ] I stole this meme, didn't I?

[ Held a gun? ] Yes.

[ Drank? ] Yes.

[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] No.

[Considered a life of crime? ] Yes.

[ Considered being a hooker?] Not for a moment.

[ Cried over a girl? ] Yes.

[ Cried over a boy? ] No.

[ Lied to someone? ] Yes, I think so.

[ Been in love? ] Yes, I think so.

[ Fallen for your best friend? ] I don't have best friends.

[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] No.

[ Been rejected? ] Yes.

[ Used someone? ] Yes.

[ Been used? ] Yes.

[ Been kissed? ] Technically, yes.


Now
[Current mood] Okay.
[Current music] The Future Bible Heroes
[Current taste] Soy latte.
[Current hair] Ponytail.
[Current annoyance] My lack of RAM.
[Current smell] There is no odour here.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Colouring.
[Current windows open?] Never!
[Current desktop picture] From Out of the Past;

[Current book] Anansi Boys by Neil Gaiman and Maggie the Mechanic by Jaime Hernandez.
[Current crush] Sonya Taaffe.
[Current favourite celeb] Sean Penn.
[Current hate] Inertia.
[Current job] Unemployed.


The last time
[Last book you read] Daughter of Hounds by Caitlin R. Kiernan.

[Last movie you saw] The Asphalt Jungle, which I'd seen a few times before. The last movie I saw that I hadn't seen before was Waitress, which wasn't bad.

[Last thing you had to drink] Triple grande soy latte.

[Last thing you ate} Incredibly good pizza at the mall--it had tomatoes, spinach, and Romano cheese.

[Last person you talked to on the phone] My sister, I think.

Do you...
[Do drugs?] Technically, yes.

[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] I don't know.

[Play an instrument?] I've learned piano and guitar, but have mostly forgotten. I can still read music, though.

[Believe there is life on other planets?] Yes.

[Remember your first love?] Yes.

[Still love him/her?] No.

[Read the newspaper?] Online.

[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Lots.

[Believe in miracles?] Not until I got the cat waste off the carpet yesterday! Thanks, Nature's Miracle (tm)!

[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] Sure.

[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] By and large.

[Consider love a mistake?] No.

[Have a favourite candy?] Chocolate covered espresso beans.

[Do well in school?] Not for the most part.

[Go to or plan to go to college] I have taken college classes.

[Wear hats?] Yes.

[Hate yourself?] Sometimes.

[Have an obsession?] Yes, more than one.

[Have a secret crush?] No, I don't bother with secrets.

[Do they know yet?] Yes, I told her, but I bet she's probably trying to forget it.

[Collect anything?] No, not anymore.

[Have a best friend?] No.

[Close friends?] Sure.

[Like your handwriting?] Yes.

[Care about looks?] Yes, though my tastes can be peculiar.

=Love life=

[First crush] Hard to say. Maybe the Swedish teacher's assistant in third grade. Or a girl in Kindergarten. Or Daryl Hannah.

[First kiss] I don't remember.

[Single or attached?] Still single, though this is a long meme.

[Ever been in love?] There's been no tampering with the space time continuum since the last time I answered this question.

[Do you believe in love at first sight?] No.

[Do you believe in "the one?"] I believe in lots of numbers.

[Describe your ideal significant other] Someone with a vagina who isn't a jerk or a moron. Which is not to say I'm incapable of falling for a jerk, though morons don't hold my attention for very long.

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