"Suspect arrested in video rape of tot"
Fortunately, the article itself has the headline, "Suspect arrested in sex assault on 3-year-old."
But here are some alternative suggestions for whoever made the link;
"Man nabbed for hand in the jammies"
"Mr. No No Touch has time out"
"To-day's show is brought to you by the letters 'R','A','P', and 'E'"