Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
This picture of Scarlett Johansson;
Yes, I considered taking it down when I heard she was engaged to Ryan Reynolds, who I still consider to be the poor man's Jason Lee. But I kept it up when I considered her album of Tom Waits covers featuring David Bowie.
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Yeah, I've had two teeth pulled, one a front tooth after it'd split down the middle after being reinserted, the other a molar after an infection had hit the nerve.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
The heaviest thing lately would probably have been the Norton Anthology of English Literature, volume I.
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Not in a fight.
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
I don't really care about my name.
Q. What colour do you think looks best on you?
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
Yes. I'd feel like I was ripping people off, though. As usual, a Morrissey lyric comes to mind; "You without clothes, I could not keep a straight face. Me without clothes, a nation turns its back and gags."
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I'd drink two bottles for 500 dollars. Hell, I'd eat a barrel of jalapenos for fifty dollars. I'm always looking for a new challenge for my palate.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
If I could choose the person. I'd probably pick someone who wants to be euthanised.
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Both. And tile.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None. I hate flip-flops powerfully. But I wouldn't mind owning a pair of waraji.
Q: Last person who texted you?
Tim; "Artie is back on the Stern show." Yeah, I like Howard Stern, though I only hear the show when I'm at Tim's house. I was actually concerned about whether Artie Lange would be allowed back on the show after he nearly assaulted his assistant on air a couple weeks ago. I feel for that big guy; he's the funniest person on the show, but he's a terrible comedian and a bad actor, so it would've been a shame if he'd been exiled from the only thing he's good at. One of the things I like about that show is that people can fuck up enormously and still be friends the next day.
Q: Last person who called you?
I don't know. Someone called me and hung up from a restricted number.
Q: Last person you hugged?
Human? Probably bloodlette over two years ago. I hugged one of my aunt's cats late last year.
I don't have one.
Q: Missing someone?
Caitlin, Sonya, Trisa, my aunt's cats. If I'm forgetting anyone, thank heaven.
Q: Listening to?
"Ouija Board, Ouija Board" - Morrissey
Lately I've been watching Code Geass, Zoku Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Countdown with Keith Olbermann. In terms of movies, I watched Ran again a couple nights ago.
Q: Worrying about?
Black button down, long sleeved shirt, black slacks, black socks.
Q: First place you went this
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Try out the bottle of mead I bought to-day.
Q: Do you smile often?
Q: Are you a friendly person?