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"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!" - Raphael, TMNJT The Movie

DAMN! There's never anything to fuckin' drink around here! I never thought I'd wanna coke so badly!

. . . I'm a hairsbreadth away from going out and getting some. I need it baby! Soda is sex now! Yes, for me, yes!

But first, I think, just for fun, I shall recount my day as backwards as possible;

Dug about in my shaving bag until I found my black lipstick; Drove here from Magious's listening to Morrissey's Kill Uncle, specifically Sing Your Life (I think that's what it's called), thinking of starting a singing career . . .; At Magious's I checked a Morrowind walkthru to finally discover that the key to a certain door simply to wait until it's between 6 and 8am or pm, at which time it opens on its own; Before that, played Morrowind a bit, and since I didn't know how to open a certain door, I took out my frustrations by slaughtering most of the Ordinators in Vivic, which I can do quite easily since my character's practically a goddess now; Watched some of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network before Magious let me use his computer; Went to Magious's house listening to Morrissey's My Early Burglary Years, since I'd started the day with that album, I figured I should finish it with it too; Called Magious from the parking lot of a Sav-On near Trisa's house; Dropped Trisa off at her house, first bestowing her with Coraline by Neil Gaiman before I collected a hug; Drove with Trisa back from Olive Garden listening to Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea by P.J. Harvey; Trisa and I finished a tasty but very filling meal at Olive Garden--and cheap, too, courtesy of a gift card I have; Being seated at Olive Garden, I observed to Trisa that, "the only problem with Olive Garden is that when you're here . . . you're family," after the waiter seating us was too chatty for my publicly hermitic disposition; Trisa and I drove to the Olive Garden whilst listening to P.J. Harvey's Stories From the City, Stories From the Sea (a very fine album); Trisa and I paid a visit to the La Jolla Village Square Starbucks where we discussed a movie we'd just saw--Possession starring Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeremy Northam. We both agreed that Jeremy Northam had looked very good in the movie; On our way up the escilator, a drunk adolescent girl said "Hello again," to me; As I waited, daydreaming, while Trisa used a certain facility, a drunk teenage girl approached me and said, "Hello," I said, "Hello," she said, "Hello," I said, "Hello," she said, "Hello" as she walked away; Trisa and I sat in a movie theatre watching a pretty movie; Trisa and I devoured Moos, which I needn't explain to any truly civilised readers; I and the lovely and inimitable Trisa wandered UTC in search of the elusive Converse One Stars. After even trying a boy's shoe store, we gave up. I also was not able to find any of the Elfquest figures I'd told Cryptess I'd pick up for her:( ;Trisa and I made our way to La Jolla whilst listening to Morrissey's My Early Burglary Years, and meanwhile having a discussion on the nature of gifts; Spotted Nino Quimcompoir of Amélie fame at Robinsons May; We grabbed some interesting teas from one of the few Coffee Bean and Tea Leafs (or is that Coffee Bean and Tea Leaves?) in San Diego; Began activation at the intersection of Navajo and Lake Murray--red stoplight; The Aenkushings arranged the minimum-power mode Trisa and myself in my car; Trisa and I were unveiled at a new product meeting for the Ueijshi Minds; The assembly of Trisa and I was completed with the fitting of our freshly moulded heads; Our memories were conceived and compiled on Yeiinjig's Multivac; Project Trisa and Setsuled was announced at the early Ueijshi Minds conference; The sun rose on a strange world.

Yup! That's pretty much how things went.

Now! For soda . . .