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Happy birthday, chris_walsh. Chris always writes poems for people on their birthdays, so to-day I decided to write him a gangsta rap.

The Day Chris Walsh Took Over

Taking over the world from the motherfuckin' dogs
Chris Walsh smoking joints and the motherfuckin' laws
Watch out for a Chris with a cause
Smokin' fuckers with no pause

Fast forward--
No coward
Homies and Walsh, East Side, GUN POWDER
White tower
Motherfucking tower of crack gonna rain down in a shower
Nine o'clock, Saturday, should be with my bitches in a shower
Thugs bustin' in around, passing shit around like flour

Sound
Hit the motherfuckin' ground!
What? The motherfuckin' cops is all around!

Taking over the world from the motherfucking dogs
Chris Walsh smoking joints and the motherfuckin' laws
Watch out for a Chris with a cause
Smokin' fuckers with no pause

Rewind
Your mind
Kid Chris with his gats is out the door in a fucking blind
Only so far a thug's mind you wind
Before he blows out your motherfucking mind
Bullets lined
Resigned
Streets in lights red and blue and us in a motherfuckin' bind

One, two
Motherfuckin' cops was through
Chris Walsh reigning East Side like motherfuckin' Xanadu
So whatchya gonna do?
Chris Walsh gonna bust a cap in you



Anyway, that's my rhymes. Yesterday was a nice enough Halloween. My sister and I watched The Shining--it's always nice to see that movie.

I have a few things I want to do to-day. I said Chapter 12 was tough, but actually the first four pages were really easy. It's the last three that'll give me real trouble.

By the way, someone, who shall remain nameless, was somewhat alarmed by yesterday's entry, so, just to clarify in case anyone's concerned, no, I did not encounter a fish monster at a sushi restaurant on Thursday. It actually took place Wednesday. Kidding!
Current Location: East Side
Current Mood: listlessi really need some coffee
Current Music: "Interlude" - Siouxsie Sioux and Morrissey
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From:chris_walsh
Date:November 1st, 2008 11:56 pm (UTC)
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XD

When I say I LOL, I mean I LOL.

Thanks, man.
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From:setsuled
Date:November 2nd, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
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Thanks, man.

It's your fault for being so hardcore.

Have you seen Danny Elfman's big anti-Sarah Palin site?
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From:chris_walsh
Date:November 2nd, 2008 05:07 pm (UTC)
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Huh. I have now. Thanks for showing me. I hadn't seen his activist side before, except for some of his mid-90s lyrics (the song "War Again" and the "Insanity" line A million years of evolution, we get Danny Quayle), so I wasn't going to try to predict his politics. I'n bad at trying to predict anyone's politics, honestly.
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From:setsuled
Date:November 2nd, 2008 01:44 am (UTC)
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....I HAD NO IDEA YOU COULD DO THAT.

I gots the rhymes in mind all the time, chica.

Man, the only thing more unnerving for me than that movie is the book. Wayyyy too close to home, yeek.

That's interesting. I find the movie a lot more unnerving than the book, myself. I wrote a long analysis of the movie last year.
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From:setsuled
Date:November 2nd, 2008 01:38 pm (UTC)
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Rhymin' and stealin'!

Peel back all my layers, you'll find the heart of a thug.

but the next-to-the-last time I tried to read the book I had such a bad panic attack I wound up (guiltily) tossing my used paperback in the dumpster.

You mean you didn't finish it? I generally find King's work sort of soothing. I guess it may be different for you, but maybe it'll help if I say the ending of the book isn't as dark as the ending of the movie.
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From:setsuled
Date:November 3rd, 2008 04:26 am (UTC)
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Apparently we should just call you THUG MASTER SETSULED.

I hold it to be self evident.

Did you see the ending of the HORRIBLE HORRIBLE miniseries King like co-produced or something with STEVEN WEBER?

I did, and, yeah, it does warrant the double "HORRIBLE" and not in a good way. It was like watching freshly washed brown socks dry in the sun.

ALTHO then The Stand gets a bye from me because Gary Sinise was just THE PERFECT Stu Redman

I haven't seen that since it first aired, but I do remember enjoying it.
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From:stsisyphus
Date:November 3rd, 2008 03:17 am (UTC)
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Nice. You channeled some sort of interzone of '87 beats with '96 rhymes to produce a hearty first draft. It's very nearly recordable.

I recommend translation into Middle English, with Christopher Lambert reciting.
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From:setsuled
Date:November 3rd, 2008 04:27 am (UTC)
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Nice. You channeled some sort of interzone of '87 beats with '96 rhymes to produce a hearty first draft. It's very nearly recordable.

Thanks. I really know next to nothing about rap. I used own a copy of Dr. Dre's The Chronic. For this, though, I prepared by reading a couple DMX songs until I had a feel for the basic algorithm.
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