I feel like I'm the last man on earth.
By the way, in my last post where I griped about overweight people in free t-shirts, I wasn't talking about people who can't afford not to wear free t-shirts, and whose metabolism gives them unpopular body shapes. I was trying to describe the attitude of these folks that says, "Ask not what I can do for you, but what you can do for me." I have a tooth missing right in the front of my mouth, I'm no prize, I know that. I wasn't talking about that. I was just talking about not looking like a world class fucking mark.