Trompé Setsuled (setsuled) wrote,
Trompé Setsuled

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The Ripa. Experiment......FAILED

I explained to my sister that Kelly Ripa is actually a secret descendant of Jack the Ripper. You see, knowing Jack's true identity, his family changed their last names to the phonetic transcription of the colloquial pronunciation of the infamous title. For they honoured his legend, as Kelly continues to to-day.


What of my continuing attempts to get a checking account, you ask? Still meeting with failure. Turns out they will not, as some people suggested to me, accept a social security card as a means of identification. But fortunately, getting a school ID looks like it won't be as difficult as I'd thought.

It just seems wrong to me on some basic level that I need a school ID in order to open a checking account.
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