I guess asking oneself, "If I were Waldo, where would I be?" isn't such a bad strategy. Somehow these costumes were okay but Adrianne Curry was ejected from the Con for her Æon Flux costume . How much butt is a dangerous amount of butt? I do remember some divine wardrobe malfunctions at Cons of yesteryear, which is probably why enforcement's so strict now. I suppose Comic-Con's fairly arbitrary costume rules are reflective of geek sexuality in general. I was amused when some middle aged ladies were highly insulted after I gave them cards for cryptess's "Passion Parties" , apparently something like sexually themed tupperware parties. We figured out then that it was probably best I not hand out cards for her. I yelled, "Panty! Stocking!" to get the attentions of this lovely pair; Minutes later, I ran into another Panty and Stocking; I bitterly regretted not asking Panty if she was not wearing panties since she was holding her gun--Panty's panties magically transform into her weapon while Stocking's stocking becomes a sword, and you can see she's only wearing one stocking. I don't know who this is, but she's sexy; Though her top makes her boobs look sort of upside down. By the way, here's a little safety tip--this is not sexy; It is in fact scary. In a bad way. Please ladies, there's not been a remotely sensible reason to do this to yourselves in at least a hundred years. These two I would've liked to have watched make out; When the Ariel was taking a photo with another girl later, the girl touched one of Ariel's seashells and said, "Ooh! That's hard!" "That's what she said," said Ariel. I kind of like this one's bikini better, though; Looks like it came from the same shop, but has the added bonus of looking like it's about to fall off. There was also a sexy Tinkerbell; And these girls were cute--I love Belle's handbag; But these are the two I'd marry; There was a big steampunk presence as steampunk's progress into mainstream media has gained, er, steam. Remember the girl from last year who made a dress out of Con bags? Well, I ran into her again this year with this year's bag turned into a new dress; Finally, here is a very good pair of Ghostbusters; Okay. I think that does it for Con reports. Now I just have to somehow deal with the Conless days preceding the next one.