What do you think happens after you die? Lots of things. Lots of things I'll probably miss because I'll be dead, damn it all. Do you believe in heaven? I believe in frozen lemonade which, under certain conditions, is about the same thing. Do you believe in hell? Definitely. Do you think you will be judged after you die? Yes. Although I'm not sure if it'll be by anyone whose opinion would have any affect on me. How many people would attend your funeral? However many want to be there. I have no idea. Would you rather that people cry or laugh at your funeral? I'd want people to do whatever they felt like doing. What's better? A shot in the head or downing pills? Depends. A shot of what? Okay, pills. What should be written on your tombstone? I wanna be entombed in a trap-riddled temple in a South American jungle, actually. So I guess I would want written something like, "HE WHO DARES DEFILE THE TOMB OF SETSULED SHALL HAVE FORTY CURSES ON HIS (or her) HEAD FOR ALL ETERNITY!" Would you rather die childless or divorced? Definitely childless. Do you want to die in the morning, afternoon, or night? Morning. If you had a million dollars to leave, who would you leave it to? I'd probably give it to charity. Unless I knew someone who really needed it. What kind of flowers do you want at your funeral? Orchids. I've developed a taste, of late. On your deathbed, which moment will you most remember? My deathbed. Have you ever watched someone die? Only on video. What's the most gruesome death you can imagine? I forget what it's called, but there was a device used by the Spanish Inquisition that held the body upside down while a blade slowly lowered between the legs, bisecting the body. Because the person's upside down, plenty of blood still goes to the head before the blade hits it. So they stay conscious. If I thought about it longer, I could probably remember something more gruesome, but that's off the (heh) top of my head. How often do you think about death? Constantly. Is fear of dying your number one fear? No. Do you believe in reincarnation? Yes. Have you ever wished someone you loved were dead? No. Do you consider life short or long? Short. Do you think you have a soul? I can't dance very well, but yes. Assisted suicide for a terminally ill person is: something that ought to be legalised. Would you choose to be immortal, if you could be? Certainly.