Here's the new Nisemonogatari opening, which premiered on Sunday. I rather like it;
Twitter Sonnet #345
Devils highlight notes with their purple ink.
Checked cigarettes infallibly stab down.
Feather plucked fingers absorb a clicked link.
Coffee reflecting teeth turns amber brown.
Split pea pigeons dehydrate for space men.
Crowns with closed bottoms hold a kingly soup.
Icicles strike linoleum 'til ten.
Satan reserved massage parlours for Coop.
Walnut sparks stopped invading the fourth moon.
Demonic tangerine tumours invert.
Llamas think gum suspenders are a boon.
Victoria fed space Pez to Albert.
Chopstick cops divide wires from fan blades.
Space time contains infinite lemonades.